Hey guys, to anyone reading this thanks for trying out my crappy Satan's Secretary game. It's disappointing to me that the rpg maker mv engine has so many problems with certain people when I put my work out there, so for months I've been programming in Unity and migrating to that, so I can make my narratives with that engine instead. 

The game itself is just meant to be a troll submission, so it's not gonna do well in the contest, because the winner of Ludum Dare is always that one kid who's got a mini-rocket he's hooked up to his laptop that he shoots into space to study the moon.

I actually went to a Ludum Dare meetup group to partake in the competition and what made me do comedy is the fact that everyone there, and I'm sure everyone in the entire game jam, just seemed burnt out and solemn. Wasn't really a happy fun environment, but that makes sense as we're all taking our weekends off from jobs and school to do even more work on programming, drawing and music. 

For those that can't get the game working on newgrounds, you can try the direct link here: http://www.thesymphonyoftheknights.com/satanssecretarygame/index.html

If that doesn't work you could try firefox but I'm sure you don't want to install another browser on your computer so I'll just tell you the truth: if it isn't work it's not worth it D: